| Posted by: Coach Mike at October 27, 2006, 3:19 pm | | Topic: Mr Review of The Hills Have Eyes Forum: JoBlo | | I wrote a reccent DVD review on this movie for the News Blaze. I think it will slice slasher and gore fans down the middle. Don't mind the pun. The Hills Have Eyes Review | | Static Link |
| Posted by: Heavenley at August 18, 2006, 8:18 pm | | Topic: Mr Review of The Hills Have Eyes Forum: JoBlo | | I saw it a few months ago, probably one of the best horror movies to come out in a while. LOVED IT!! The freaks in the desert were very cool... and the whole setting was awesome. Enjoyed it from beginning to end. 9/10 | | Static Link |
| Posted by: JackassFan at June 26, 2006, 12:32 pm | | Topic: Mr Review of The Hills Have Eyes Forum: JoBlo | | I liked it. Although it starts slow, once it really got going I enjoyed it. The gore was cool, but the acting was a bit crap. Still, 7.5/10 | | Static Link |
| Posted by: TheJadedGamer at June 25, 2006, 8:56 am | | Topic: Mr Review of The Hills Have Eyes Forum: JoBlo | | Quote: Originally Posted by Funnyman becasue I bought the DVD you DUMB FUCKS....IT WAS FOR THE DVD.....THE SPECIAL FEATURES SUCK. THERE YOU HAPPY. ..... *hugs Funnyman* It'll be ok. | | Static Link |
| Posted by: bubutthead at June 22, 2006, 1:18 pm | | Topic: Mr Review of The Hills Have Eyes Forum: JoBlo | | Quote: Originally Posted by Funnyman I did not care for the charectors. By the end of the movie I was cheering for the mutants to kill the stupid motherfuckers. And casting Corky Romanos girlfriend and a ex-Ladybug is a no-no and then killing off Buffalo Bill. Nope. They should have left the lotion in the basket. The movie was boring and did not scare or build up tension. Besides the fact that everything has been done. The only trhing this film had going for it that it is better than the Omen remake. None of these filmakers have the balls to go to new highs or even lows. Ther last good horror movie I saw that was actually scary was "The Eye" from the Pang Brothers. Oh, and Kazam with Shaq was downright ghoulish. That and I HATE.............movies that take babies and put them in peril (ie: Butterfly Effect which I like did do this to and my wife almost got and left the theater with about 5 other mothers, the mailbox scene) How many times did they drop that kid. There should have been no baby in thi... | | Read Entire Entry |
| Posted by: Funnyman at June 22, 2006, 11:43 am | | Topic: Mr Review of The Hills Have Eyes Forum: JoBlo | | I did not care for the charectors. By the end of the movie I was cheering for the mutants to kill the stupid motherfuckers. And casting Corky Romanos girlfriend and a ex-Ladybug is a no-no and then killing off Buffalo Bill. Nope. They should have left the lotion in the basket. The movie was boring and did not scare or build up tension. Besides the fact that everything has been done. The only trhing this film had going for it that it is better than the Omen remake. None of these filmakers have the balls to go to new highs or even lows. Ther last good horror movie I saw that was actually scary was "The Eye" from the Pang Brothers. Oh, and Kazam with Shaq was downright ghoulish. That and I HATE.............movies that take babies and put them in peril (ie: Butterfly Effect which I like did do this to and my wife almost got and left the theater with about 5 other mothers, the mailbox scene) How many times did they drop that kid. There should have been no baby in this movie. I am a young father and real... | | Read Entire Entry |
| Posted by: DareDevil at June 22, 2006, 3:34 am | | Topic: Mr Review of The Hills Have Eyes Forum: JoBlo | | I haven’t seen the movie but a starting a thread for a post like that in the wrong section is dumb, you didn't say anything about the movie you just said something kind of disturbing. | | Static Link |
| Posted by: ChickFlick at June 22, 2006, 2:12 am | | Topic: Mr Review of The Hills Have Eyes Forum: JoBlo | | If I had to rate it, I would give it an 8/10. I thought it was a great horror movie (especially compared to the crap that has come out recently). It was very intense, and I actually felt for the characters. Very slight spoiler ahead * * * * * * * It would have been given a 10/10, but I HATE it when an animal dies in a movie, and I hate it when they show it, so it lost two points for that. | | Static Link |
| Posted by: ScaryFreak1827 at June 22, 2006, 12:58 am | | Topic: Mr Review of The Hills Have Eyes Forum: JoBlo | | Quote: Originally Posted by Funnyman This movie blows goats from behind while licking their balls. Your thoughts. Can you back that up with maybe WHY? Everyone's entitled to their opinion but it's great to know the reason behind it. IMHO I thought this movie was great. Real ballsy, disturbing, and at times fun. The actors did great (I really believed their performances) and the gore/make-up/CGI was spot-on. | | Static Link |
| Posted by: William Munny at June 21, 2006, 10:57 pm | | Topic: Mr Review of The Hills Have Eyes Forum: JoBlo | Quote: Originally Posted by Funnyman This movie blows goats from behind while licking their balls.
I couldn't agree more, pal. | | Static Link |
| Posted by: zombievictim at June 21, 2006, 10:28 pm | | Topic: Mr Review of The Hills Have Eyes Forum: JoBlo | | Loved it. All my friends love it, which is saying alot considering the fact that they only like comedies and such. I think this film resembles what the future of horror has in store for us. 9/10 | | Static Link |
| Posted by: Backstabba at June 21, 2006, 10:26 pm | | Topic: Mr Review of The Hills Have Eyes Forum: JoBlo | | Well, I liked it. Other than the very slow beginning, I thought it was pretty damn intense. I mean, you can't say you weren't thrilled during the trailer scene. | | Static Link |
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