| Posted by: Cronos at February 29, 2008, 3:09 pm | | Topic: Your quote of the day Forum: JoBlo | | You see this? This is a happy face. You'll be lucky to ever have a face as happy as this. -Exit Wounds | | Static Link |
| Posted by: ~*Miss Murder*~ at February 29, 2008, 2:46 pm | | Topic: Your quote of the day Forum: JoBlo | | I am gonna straight-up murder your ass. -Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy | | Static Link |
| Posted by: APzombie at February 28, 2008, 1:00 am | | Topic: Your quote of the day Forum: JoBlo | | "Can we just take a moment to reflect on all of the ways that you are a douche bag?" Gust (Philip Seymour Hoffman)/Charlie Wilson's War | | Static Link |
| Posted by: ~*Miss Murder*~ at February 22, 2008, 1:18 pm | | Topic: Your quote of the day Forum: JoBlo | | There's a hole in the world like a great black pit, and it's filled with people who are filled of shit, and the vermin of the world inhabit it, and it goes by the name of 'London.' -Sweeney Todd | | Static Link |
| Posted by: other_echoes at February 21, 2008, 6:03 pm | | Topic: Your quote of the day Forum: JoBlo | | "His brain has not only been washed, as they say... It has been dry cleaned." - The Manchurian Candidate | | Static Link |
| Posted by: silentasylum at February 21, 2008, 3:02 pm | | Topic: Your quote of the day Forum: JoBlo | | I have something inside me...I don't want anyone else to succeed. -There Will Be Blood | | Static Link |
| Posted by: mcfly24 at February 21, 2008, 1:20 pm | | Topic: Your quote of the day Forum: JoBlo | | MacReady: Trust is a tough thing to come by these days. Clark: I dunno what the hell's in there, but it's weird and pissed off, whatever it is. [last lines] Childs: What do we do now? MacReady: Why don't we just wait here for a little while... see what happens... MacReady: I know I'm human. And if you were all these things, then you'd just attack me right now, so some of you are still human. This thing doesn't want to show itself, it wants to hide inside an imitation. It'll fight if it has to, but it's vulnerable out in the open. If it takes us over, then it has no more enemies, nobody left to kill it. And then it's won. MacReady: I just wanna get up to my shack and get drunk... MacReady: [talking into tape recorder] Nobody... nobody trusts anybody now, and we're all very tired... there's nothing more I can do, just wait... RJ MacReady, helicopter pilot, US outpost #31. [turns off recorder] | | Static Link |
| Posted by: mcfly24 at February 21, 2008, 1:13 pm | | Topic: Your quote of the day Forum: JoBlo | | Garry: I know you gentlemen have been through a lot, but when you find the time, I'd rather not spend the rest of this winter TIED TO THIS FUCKING COUCH! ~ THE THING | | Static Link |
| Posted by: ~*Miss Murder*~ at February 21, 2008, 1:09 pm | | Topic: Your quote of the day Forum: JoBlo | | You see this knife? I'm gonna teach you to speak English with this fucking knife! -Gangs of New York | | Static Link |
| Posted by: ~*Miss Murder*~ at February 19, 2008, 1:20 pm | | Topic: Your quote of the day Forum: JoBlo | | I didn't have four fathers! I only had one father and I didn't know him that well! -Ernest Scared Stupid | | Static Link |
| Posted by: Backstabba at February 19, 2008, 1:10 pm | | Topic: Your quote of the day Forum: JoBlo | | "Remember when on the news those two retards had a baby? That was me." - The Tracey Fragments | | Static Link |
| Posted by: ~*Miss Murder*~ at February 17, 2008, 5:30 pm | | Topic: Your quote of the day Forum: JoBlo | | Ooooh, do me yo-yo master I want you to do me cuz you're the yo-yo guy... -The 40 Year Old Virgin | | Static Link |
| Posted by: Le_Big_Mac at February 16, 2008, 1:54 am | | Topic: Your quote of the day Forum: JoBlo | | Duke Henry: You're not one of my vassals... who are you? Ash: Who wants to know? Duke Henry: I am Henry the Red. Duke of Shale, Lord of the Northlands and leader of its peoples. Ash: Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things: Jack and shit... and Jack just left town. - Army of Darkness | | Static Link |
| Posted by: UseYourIllusion at February 15, 2008, 7:11 pm | | Topic: Your quote of the day Forum: JoBlo | | I have to share this hillarious Curb Your Enthusiasm conversation between JB Smoove's "Leon" and Jeff Garland's character... Leon: This Cheryl thing's got him twisted, man, for real. He's up there moping, man. Mopey dick, that's what he is. Jeff: MOBY Dick. Leon: No, mopey dick. Jeff: No, it's called MOBY Dick. Leon: Who the fuck is Moby Dick? | | Static Link |
| Posted by: ~*Miss Murder*~ at February 14, 2008, 2:09 pm | | Topic: Your quote of the day Forum: JoBlo | | I can guarantee the closest shave you'll ever know. -Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street | | Static Link |
| Posted by: Backstabba at February 13, 2008, 10:16 pm | | Topic: Your quote of the day Forum: JoBlo | "So, Dewey. You're so busy now, do you ever just stop and...smell the roses?"
"I have no fucking sense of smell." - Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story | | Static Link |
| Posted by: Bourne101 at February 13, 2008, 3:56 pm | | Topic: Your quote of the day Forum: JoBlo | | "I just got a shipment of Pineapple Express, the dopest dope I've ever smoked. Smell it, it's like God's vagina." -Pineapple Express | | Static Link |
| Posted by: hiphopsheek at February 13, 2008, 8:46 am | | Topic: Your quote of the day Forum: JoBlo | | Luke Wilson: "these are our O.R. scrubs." Jason Schwartzman: "O.R. they?" Rushmore | | Static Link |
| Posted by: APzombie at February 12, 2008, 10:07 pm | | Topic: Your quote of the day Forum: JoBlo | | (crying) "When you're in love with a married man you shouldn't wear mascara. " Shirley Maclaine/The Apartment | | Static Link |
| Posted by: Sonny488 at February 12, 2008, 9:14 pm | | Topic: Your quote of the day Forum: JoBlo | | Miss Kelly-Can you tell us anything about ovulation or how pregnancy occurs? Cory-Well, the man's got the sperm and the woman's got the egg. Now, once a month an egg slides down the "Phillippine tube" towards the uterus. The first sperm to reach the egg wins. It gets a medal, it's born, ya name 'em "Cory", ya push 'em out the door, and nothing makes sense for the rest of his life Boy Meets World | | Static Link |
| Posted by: ~*Miss Murder*~ at February 12, 2008, 2:23 pm | | Topic: Your quote of the day Forum: JoBlo | | "No time for the old in-out, love, I've just come to read the meter"- A Clockwork Orange | | Static Link |
| Posted by: cerealkiller182 at February 12, 2008, 2:20 pm | | Topic: Your quote of the day Forum: JoBlo | | In a world where the dead are returning to life, the word "trouble" loses much of its meaning. -Dennis Hopper, Land of the Dead | | Static Link |
| Posted by: Sonny488 at February 12, 2008, 1:11 am | | Topic: Your quote of the day Forum: JoBlo | | "Women! What can you say? Who made 'em? God must have been a fuckin' genius. The hair... They say the hair is everything, you know. Have you ever buried your nose in a mountain of curls... just wanted to go to sleep forever? Or lips... and when they touched, yours were like... that first swallow of wine... after you just crossed the desert. Tits. Hoo-ah! Big ones, little ones, nipples staring right out at ya, like secret searchlights. Mmm. Legs. I don't care if they're Greek columns... or secondhand Steinways. What's between 'em... passport to heaven. I need a drink." -AL PACINO: SCENT OF A WOMAN | | Static Link |
| Posted by: silentasylum at February 12, 2008, 12:49 am | | Topic: Your quote of the day Forum: JoBlo | | He stopped and pissed in the dirt. Before he was hardly done, spring azure butteflies alit on it to drink, the color of their wings in the sun like blued metal. They seemed to him things too beautiful to be drinking piss. It was, though, apparently the nature of the place. -Cold Mountain (novel) | | Static Link |
| Posted by: chasingbanky at February 10, 2008, 8:09 pm | | Topic: Your quote of the day Forum: JoBlo | | "Its like the nature channel... You never see piranhas eating each other do you?" - Mike (Rounders [*****]) | | Static Link |
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