| Posted by: X-Nightcrawler at July 18, 2008, 4:19 pm | | Topic: Jessica Alba Has Baby Girl... Names it 'Honor' Forum: JoBlo | | Quote: Originally Posted by Mr. Creasy PUMA Parent: Singer Erykah Badu Birth date: July 5, 2004 Wacky named sibling: Seven Maybe they meant to call him Steven. Wacky typos. By the way, "Heaven" is a wacky name I actually really liked. | | Static Link |
| Posted by: BadCoverVersion at July 18, 2008, 4:00 pm | | Topic: Jessica Alba Has Baby Girl... Names it 'Honor' Forum: JoBlo | | Quote: Originally Posted by Trail_Blazer Jessica Alba is a fat, talentless fucking skank. Fuck that cow. Quote: Originally Posted by Tweek I thought I already responded to this... But um... Fat?... Before pregnancy when did she look fat? Quote: Originally Posted by Trail_Blazer Going by her pregnancy pic. A pregnant woman is just that...pregnant. Not fat. Fat is by definition an overabundance of flesh. Where was she meant to keep the developing fetus? In her fucking handbag? Get a grip. | | Static Link |
| Posted by: AshleysDad at July 18, 2008, 1:36 pm | | Topic: Jessica Alba Has Baby Girl... Names it 'Honor' Forum: JoBlo | | I know what most of you think about Jessica Alba and it is not good. She is hot, but she is like box office poison. Why? Is it because of her stance on not getting naked and paying her dues? It can't be a talent issue alone. Tons of other talentless hotties that get much more at the box office than she does. What do you all have to say? If she got naked in a half way decent movie would you see it? | | Static Link |
| Posted by: pg13myass at June 19, 2008, 6:01 am | | Topic: Jessica Alba Has Baby Girl... Names it 'Honor' Forum: JoBlo | | I know a friend of mine (not a celebrity of any kind) who named his first son 'Bono'. Yeah, as in the U2 singer. I won't go into his last name either, because he has an asian last name that, along with Bono makes it worse. | | Static Link |
| Posted by: Tweek at June 17, 2008, 6:39 pm | | Topic: Jessica Alba Has Baby Girl... Names it 'Honor' Forum: JoBlo | | Quote: Originally Posted by Trail_Blazer Jessica Alba is a fat, talentless fucking skank. Fuck that cow. I thought I already responded to this... But um... Fat?... Before pregnancy when did she look fat? | | Static Link |
| Posted by: bigred760 at June 15, 2008, 1:36 pm | | Topic: Jessica Alba Has Baby Girl... Names it 'Honor' Forum: JoBlo | | What the hell's wrong with Honor? To me that's like naming your kid Hope or Faith. I've heard that name a time or two before . . . unlike PILOT INSPEKTOR, JERMAJESTY, REBEL, and FIFI TRIXIBELL. Well, maybe that last one, but it was a dog. | | Static Link |
| Posted by: Mr. Creasy at June 12, 2008, 7:34 pm | | Topic: Jessica Alba Has Baby Girl... Names it 'Honor' Forum: JoBlo | SOME OF THE WACKIEST NAMES... AUDIO SCIENCE
Parent: Actress Shannyn Sossamon
Birth date: May 29, 2003 BANJO
Parents: Actress Rachel Griffiths & husband Andrew Taylor
Birth date: November 22, 2003 DENIM
Parents: Singer Toni Braxton & husband Keri Lewis
Birth date: December 2, 2001
Wacky named sibling: Diezel DIXIE DOT
Parents: UK TV personality Anna Ryder Richardson & husband Colin MacDougall
Birth Date: April 7, 2003
Wacky named sibling: Bibi Belle FIFI TRIXIBELL
Parents: Live Aid founder Bob Geldof & UK TV personality Paula Yates
Birth date: March 31, 1983
Wacky named siblings: Pixie & Peaches Honeyblossom GOD'ISS LOVE STONE
Parents: Rapper Lil' Mo & husband Al Stone
Birth Date: February 24, 2005
Wacky named sibling: Heaven JERMAJESTY
Parents: Singer Jermaine Jackson & now ex-wife Alejandra
Birth date: 2000 PHINNEUS & HAZEL
Parents: Actress Julia Roberts & Camera man husband Danny Moder
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| Posted by: echo_bravo at June 12, 2008, 6:07 pm | | Topic: Jessica Alba Has Baby Girl... Names it 'Honor' Forum: JoBlo | | Terrible name. But what do you expect from these typical Hollywood asshats? Only an arrogant bitch like Alba would fucking name her kid Honor. I bet she will name her next child Invincible or something even dumber. Oh well, the kid along with Apple are going to be getting their ass kicked on a daily basis. | | Static Link |
| Posted by: CosmicPuppet at June 11, 2008, 6:42 pm | | Topic: Jessica Alba Has Baby Girl... Names it 'Honor' Forum: JoBlo | | I love how celebrities insist on torturing their children even when they're barely born. There's something great about it that makes me feel better about myself. I wonder how long it will take for somebody to name their baby Waterboard. | | Static Link |
| Posted by: RustyRazor at June 10, 2008, 9:34 am | | Topic: Jessica Alba Has Baby Girl... Names it 'Honor' Forum: JoBlo | | Quote: Originally Posted by Tweek [awaits Rusty's contribution to the thread] She's a horrible actress. Why would we expect her to pick a normal f-ing name for her child? Though, if her mom and dad had that kind of influence when she was born, we would've been warned ahead of time by: TALENTLESS DEAD-EYED ALBA starring in "The Love Guru". But hey, congrats to her having the baby. She just joins the long list of Hollywood goofs that insist on naming their children inspirational nouns instead of actual...oh, I don't know...FUCKING regular names?! Good job. Maybe she'll walk away from acting. Rusty's hopeful. | | Static Link |
| Posted by: Cunning Visions at June 10, 2008, 2:22 am | | Topic: Jessica Alba Has Baby Girl... Names it 'Honor' Forum: JoBlo | | Jessica Alba in 5 months... Alba (to her assistant): Tell Honor it's dinner time Assistant (to Honor): It's time for din-din! Alba: Now feed her the baby food you stupid whore! Oh, and don't forget to do that thing...with the airplane...you know! Assistant: Here comes the airplane Honor. Open wide. *Makes airplane noises* Alba: Don't look at me!! Tell Honor not to look at me!! Assistant: Mommy is busy Honor. Leave her alone. Alba: I'm soooo fat! When am I going to lose this baby fat? Uggghh stupid kid. | | Static Link |
| Posted by: Donnie_Darko at June 9, 2008, 12:36 pm | | Topic: Jessica Alba Has Baby Girl... Names it 'Honor' Forum: JoBlo | | As long as her knickname is "Medal Of", I'm fine with it. But cereally... fucking celebs man. But I guess she COULD have gotten that name out of the "Big Book Of Baby Names"... if it was on the legal page about "honor the copyright" or something. Still beats Apple tho. | | Static Link |
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