| Posted by: spacemonkey at June 26, 2008, 2:42 pm | | Topic: Funny Captions To Movie Pics! Forum: JoBlo | | Royalton: Seriously, I dont know what Im doing here. These clothes look silly...the sets look freaking laughable, and all this green screen shit is driving me crazy... John Goodman: Yeeeaaah, I know what you mean... John Goodman: Jeezus, I worked with the Coen Bros. on The Big Lebowsky... Susan Sarandon: Hell, Ive been on Dead Man Walking with Sean Penn... Royalton: Lets just hope this thing doesnt tank at the box office... | | Static Link |
| Posted by: gyro_44 at June 26, 2008, 11:41 am | | Topic: Funny Captions To Movie Pics! Forum: JoBlo | | Quote: Originally Posted by BubbaStrangelove At this moment, they finally realized that after all of these years, and after all of those movies, all they ever really wanted to make was love. Well done. | | Static Link |
| Posted by: Mr.HyDe807 at June 26, 2008, 11:04 am | | Topic: Funny Captions To Movie Pics! Forum: JoBlo | | Steven- Okay, so now there is a cgi film of The Clone Wars coming out now? George- Yep Steven- George....georgy... George- Don't say it..... Steven- We've talked about this..... George- i wont let it ago, this will appease all of the fanboys, NO ONE WILL BE DISAPPOINTED! Also....hey....HEY! Look at me speilgs! I wont worry about crappy acting, all i need is their voices....it will be perfect! Steven-.....Sure.....hope it goes well..... George-.....what does that mean? Steven- Nothing Lucster......i hope for the best! :gets up and walks away: George- hahaha....YEAH! it will be the best! I know it willl! Thanks Stevemiester! ITS GONNA ROCK! WHOOOO! :Goerge realizes no one is around, gets up, and walks away: | | Static Link |
| Posted by: Dragula at June 26, 2008, 10:52 am | | Topic: Funny Captions To Movie Pics! Forum: JoBlo | | Quote: Originally Posted by BubbaStrangelove The reason why Indy 4 sucked is becuase Steven was too busy looking at George instead of focusing on the film. | | Static Link |
| Posted by: BubbaStrangelove at June 26, 2008, 3:50 am | | Topic: Funny Captions To Movie Pics! Forum: JoBlo | | At this moment, they finally realized that after all of these years, and after all of those movies, all they ever really wanted to make was love. | | Static Link |
| Posted by: SpoonMan999 at May 23, 2008, 1:51 pm | | Topic: Funny Captions To Movie Pics! Forum: JoBlo | | Quote: Lucas: Look, I'm not saying we cut him out completely. Let's just CG his face, arms, legs, hat, and whip. It'll still be Harrison's torso on screen. Steven: First you toss out that script and now this? Seriously George...die in a fire. | | Static Link |
| Posted by: spacemonkey at May 23, 2008, 1:24 pm | | Topic: Funny Captions To Movie Pics! Forum: JoBlo | | Lucas: "Listen Steven, I dont think this sequel is going so well...what do you say we just wing it and let the chips fall were they may?" Steven: "I wont tell if you wont" Lucas: "Deal!" | | Static Link |
| Posted by: Venus Venusia at May 23, 2008, 9:06 am | | Topic: Funny Captions To Movie Pics! Forum: JoBlo | | Quote: Originally Posted by spacemonkey Pics from the upcoming Less Fast and Less Furious then be4! lmao! That's the funniest thing I've seen so far today. | | Static Link |
| Posted by: biff_debris at May 23, 2008, 4:59 am | | Topic: Funny Captions To Movie Pics! Forum: JoBlo | | Lucas: So you like the 'flying CG monkeys coming out of Indy's butt' thing? Spielberg: Tellya what. Lemme get on the horn with John Williams, see if he can work up a "Flying Butt Monkeys Theme", cause otherwise I'm just not feeling it. | | Static Link |
| Posted by: spacemonkey at May 14, 2008, 9:02 am | | Topic: Funny Captions To Movie Pics! Forum: JoBlo | | "wow, those schrooms are making me see everything green..." Pics from the upcoming Less Fast and Less Furious then be4! "And then we can have Peter Parker go emo, so you know the emo crowd will feel identified with the movie...and then..." Studio execs over at 20th Century fox brainstorm for Spider Man 3. "Trust me son, your girlfriend will love it, just make sure you always got extra batteries hanging around.." | | Static Link |
| Posted by: spacemonkey at May 13, 2008, 3:55 pm | | Topic: Funny Captions To Movie Pics! Forum: JoBlo | | "And something else I never told you son...I had an affair with the emperor, we were young and in love son..." Jabba the Hut: "And get me three large pizzas...with extra frogs on them!" "Ok, wow, this new toilet allows me to take a crap and rule my kingdom at the same time! Cool!" | | Static Link |
| Posted by: spacemonkey at May 12, 2008, 9:16 am | | Topic: Funny Captions To Movie Pics! Forum: JoBlo | | Soon to be released from the Disney vaults for the first time in fifty years, dont miss Disney's Honey! I shrunk the Ilegal Mexicans! Spock: "My logical mind does not understand the feelings of arousal that are surging through my body right now Jim" | | Static Link |
| Posted by: Dragula at May 9, 2008, 2:48 pm | | Topic: Funny Captions To Movie Pics! Forum: JoBlo | | Quote: Originally Posted by spacemonkey [IMG] Downey Jr.: "It says here our movie made more then a trillion dollars at the box office!" Gwyneth: "Cool, what do we do with all that money?" Downey Jr.: "Lets blow it all on cocaine!" Priceless | | Static Link |
| Posted by: spacemonkey at May 7, 2008, 8:37 am | | Topic: Funny Captions To Movie Pics! Forum: JoBlo | | "Look I already told you Racer, its Saturday, its Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't get in a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't pick up the phone, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit don't fucking roll! Shomer shabbos!" "Oh my god! No ones coming to see our movie! Oh my god!" Downey Jr.: "It says here our movie made more then a trillion dollars at the box office!" Gwyneth: "Cool, what do we do with all that money?" Downey Jr.: "Lets blow it all on cocaine!" | | Static Link |
| Posted by: 53rdand3rd at May 6, 2008, 8:16 pm | | Topic: Funny Captions To Movie Pics! Forum: JoBlo | | An assortment for this one, which just has endless possibilities. "It was at that moment Mario, Luigi, and Shaba-Doo actually noticed someone was watching this bullshit." "NO, YOU'RE THE HOMO!" "TO THE SHABAMOBILE!" "YOU GON' GET RAPED!" "The greatest moment in Shaba-Doo's Storied Career." "Shabba Dabba Doo!" "I see Peach....and Toad...and Bowser...and Koopa Troopa...and Goomba...." "Yeah, what NOW Shrimpy Joe?" "Dont do Super Mushrooms, Kids." | | Static Link |
| Posted by: Dragula at May 6, 2008, 7:28 pm | | Topic: Funny Captions To Movie Pics! Forum: JoBlo | | Juno: Who are you and why are you sitting with me? Put that fucking camera down, theres a fire! Seth: I can so draw a better kite than you! Ever heard of something called space? | | Static Link |
| Posted by: spacemonkey at May 6, 2008, 3:33 pm | | Topic: Funny Captions To Movie Pics! Forum: JoBlo | | Mental note: no more smashing beer cans with my forehead! George Lucas: But listen to me Steve, the duck would be cgi this time, it could work... Steven: Howard the Duck 2?? Hmm..its gont a nice sound to it. Your right! Lets greenlight that motherfucker! Steven: Did you hear? George wants you to star in Howard the Duck 2? Harrison Ford: You tell George Im sick of his bullshit! | | Static Link |
| Posted by: BubbaStrangelove at April 24, 2008, 2:28 am | | Topic: Funny Captions To Movie Pics! Forum: JoBlo | | It would be the first and last time Colin Farrell tries to drink Don Johnson under the table and ends up passing out. | | Static Link |
| Posted by: Mr.HyDe807 at April 23, 2008, 8:40 pm | | Topic: Funny Captions To Movie Pics! Forum: JoBlo | | Frank Darabont felt pretty silly when he left the large, graphic animated storyboards of the ending out on the set. | | Static Link |
| Posted by: MrMotherFucker at April 23, 2008, 5:45 pm | | Topic: Funny Captions To Movie Pics! Forum: JoBlo | | Who can ever forget seeing their first naked tranny A scene from Michael Bay's The Collapse Of The Minneapolis Bridge "I Am Sancho" Man: "Well Ralph, obviously you weren't paying attention to the conversation when i mention that I took a shot in the eye" Remember folks, no one should ever have to see Gloria Stewart's meat curtains | | Static Link |
| Posted by: kemal.nasir at April 14, 2008, 5:29 pm | | Topic: Funny Captions To Movie Pics! Forum: JoBlo | | Quote: Originally Posted by Spidey person:'Hey, are you that Irish dude who acts like a Hollywood bad boy so you can screw girls like Britney Spears ?' Colin : 'Bullseye!' THAT WAS AWESOME! | | Static Link |
| Posted by: MrMotherFucker at April 13, 2008, 3:05 pm | | Topic: Funny Captions To Movie Pics! Forum: JoBlo | | Tim Allen (thinking): "3 Santa Claus films? What the fuck was I thinking? For some reason, the Mamet/Ejiofor fight had the lowest PPV buyrate ever | | Static Link |
| Posted by: MidnightAngel at February 21, 2008, 1:01 pm | | Topic: Funny Captions To Movie Pics! Forum: JoBlo | Ripley-"Damn you 20th Century Fox Fox for releasing two awful AVP movies. I'll shoot out all of you if another AVP movie is released and sucks even more than the previous two movies! Get away from the Aliens and Predator franchises you bitches!" Popeye Doyle-"Stop and pull over and don't you dare switch your gear in reverse or i'm gonna start shooting and my boys back there will do the same too so don't play asshole with me so stop now! Don Corleone-"How i love to play with my pussy! Riddick-"I'm the king here so now bring me my milk and cookies or i'll gonna start running a marathon of The Pacifier! And remove that dead guy lying
in the floor. I ain't gonna challenge him or anyone in a street race!" | | Static Link |
| Posted by: X-Nightcrawler at February 20, 2008, 2:02 pm | | Topic: Funny Captions To Movie Pics! Forum: JoBlo | | Because I just know every schmoe under the sun has a caption for this. I bring you, CREEPY LOON FROM "Me And You, Us, Forever"! | | Static Link |
| Posted by: MrMotherFucker at November 21, 2007, 1:14 am | | Topic: Funny Captions To Movie Pics! Forum: JoBlo | | Bill was appalled, yet slightly aroused to see Tubgirl's ID Ben: "What the fuck are doing Casey? I don't give two shits that your trailer isn't big enough. If i hear you fucking bitch and moan anymore about how you can't four hookers plus a tranny in there, i'll shit-can your ass faster than a fat girl going down on a black guy. I got Matty's number right here. You want to fucking dare me, be my fucking guest. Ungrateful little shit." It was obvious to Tagert and Bud Brigman that the tits on this woman were fake The gang was shocked as everyone else to learn that Paul Sorvino did in fact still have a career It was at this most inappropriate, the man in charge of the jumbotron decided to show a clip from Enemymine another reaction to 2 girls, one cup | | Static Link |
| Posted by: Killersmith at November 20, 2007, 8:21 pm | | Topic: Funny Captions To Movie Pics! Forum: JoBlo | Quote: Originally Posted by MrMotherFucker
Dafoe: "Check out what I stole from the set of The Goonies'" Caller: "I'm looking for a friend. First name Mike. Last name Huntburns" OMFG, genius!! ahahaha! | | Static Link |
| Posted by: X-Nightcrawler at November 20, 2007, 8:11 pm | | Topic: Funny Captions To Movie Pics! Forum: JoBlo | | Burt had a hard time but finally managed to escape with the last Wii in the store. Another victim of Coca Cola Zero. "Which one of you jerks stuffed my underpants with sand paper!" Clara screams in rage upon finding out they lost the tree-legged race. The winners of the three-legged race parade through the city. . . . that was weak. *sob* Yay for thread revival, though. | | Static Link |
| Posted by: therealjohng at November 20, 2007, 6:37 pm | | Topic: Funny Captions To Movie Pics! Forum: JoBlo | | From Out of Nowhere by Faith No More comes to mind after seeing this thread today for the first time in awhile. | | Static Link |
| Posted by: MrMotherFucker at November 20, 2007, 6:24 pm | | Topic: Funny Captions To Movie Pics! Forum: JoBlo | | Norton: I never would have guess Louie was that big Rick Shapiro's reaction to 2 girls, one cup The years had not been kind to Jon Voight, who despondent over his relationionship or lack thereof with his daughter, went on a 5-month binge, and agreed to appear in In The Army Now....AGAIN!! Larroquette: "Yeah, I'm surprised to hear that I'm still alive too." In a fit of misplaced anger, Jon Lovitz strangled a hooker thinking she was Andy Dick. Rickman: "I said, `Is Alan Rickman gonna have to slap a bitch?' " | | Static Link |
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