| Posted by: Jig Saw 123 at June 7, 2008, 7:37 am | | Topic: The Strangers Forum: JoBlo | | Quote: Originally Posted by ilovemovies The Strangers on the otherhand is one of the worst movies of the year, let alone one of the worst horror movies. It's not the worst horror movie though. One Missed Call was even worse. There are times when Shutter comes close to matching these two movies in pure awfulness. Not quite, but it does come close at times. What made The Strangers one of the worst movies of the year? | | Static Link |
| Posted by: Mike at January 16, 2003, 8:42 pm | | Topic: FRAILTY (Matthew McConaughey & Bill Paxton) Forum: JoBlo | | Quote: Originally Posted by Kim_EZ Didn't Leonard Maltin or whoever say that Frailty was one of the worst movies of 2002? Saying it was mean spirited? I am not sure. Leonard Maltin and that Joyce chick from "Hot Ticket" called it one of the worst movies of 2002, it was in the top 10 worst. I was shocked at their list, I liked a lot of the movies that they considered to be the "worst" of 2002, especially The Rules Of Attraction, which is my favorite movie of 2002 so far. | | Static Link |
| Posted by: KcMsterpce at February 5, 2008, 3:45 pm | | Topic: You know what? Fuck Transformers Forum: JoBlo | I enjoyed Shoot'em Up for what it was, but Transformers was one of the WORST movies of 2007. This is after I actually tolerated The Island, much to my surprise. I was thinking "Hey, I will go in for some C+ brainless fun that will inject some nostalgia into the 5 year old boy inside me that loves Transformers." I'm such a fool. As much as I would like to say one of the worst movies of the year was also Spider-man 3, it was just The Biggest Disappointment of 2007, and a pretty shitty movie overall. But worst of the year? Not quite. Just about, but not quite. So it fails to be a GOOD movie, but also fails to be the very worst.
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| Posted by: urbanlegend23 at December 14, 2001, 4:54 pm | | Topic: Vertical Limit (7/10) Forum: JoBlo | Quote: Originally Posted by Zed:
Come on Schmoes, this was not the worst of the year between so many options!!!!!!!.
</font> Oh, I do agree with you on that. Vertical Limit is one of the worst movies of the year, but definitely not the worst. Think about it, Battlefield Earth? | | Static Link |
| Posted by: regina at November 17, 2007, 12:07 pm | | Topic: BloodRayne Forum: DVD TV | | It was a major flop. With a budget of $25 million, it only earned $3,591,980. It was nominated for six Golden Raspberry Awards including, Worst Picture, Worst Actress (Kristanna Loken), Worst Supporting Actor (Ben Kingsley), Worst Supporting Actress (Michelle Rodriguez), Worst Director, and Worst Screenplay. | | Static Link |
| Posted by: Kikabi at February 27, 2008, 3:33 pm | | Topic: What hated movies do you love? Forum: JoBlo | | In a thread about the worst movies you own, I had listed, among others, Death to Smoochy, which I own because, as an Edward Norton fan, I must own every movie he's in. Well, a fellow schmoe took exception to my listing it as one of the worst I own and demanded that I explain myself. It forced me to reconsider the movie. I still think it's bad. However, Norton did create a very funny and lovable character completely unique to him. And when I do occassionally watch it, I still laugh and giggle at certain things - the cookies, the American History X referrence, among many others little things. So maybe it's not one of the worst movies I own after all. | | Static Link |
| Posted by: travisvornoff at June 10, 2008, 9:58 pm | | Topic: "Transporter 3" Forum: JoBlo | | i hate the first two transporter movies and jason statham is one of the worst actors working right now. he does the worst movies ever, case in point transporter 3. terrible horrible news. | | Static Link |
| Posted by: fooknasty at June 10, 2008, 10:50 pm | | Topic: "Transporter 3" Forum: JoBlo | | Quote: Originally Posted by travisvornoff i hate the first two transporter movies and jason statham is one of the worst actors working right now. he does the worst movies ever, case in point transporter 3. terrible horrible news. | | Static Link |
| Posted by: ilovemovies at May 3, 2008, 9:17 am | | Topic: Apocalypto... One of the Most Underrated Films in Recent Memory? Forum: JoBlo | | Mel Gibson's worst movie. Not just his worst directorial effort but his worst period. Boring and ugly looking. Gibson is usually a fantastic director that's why I was really surprised by how poorly directed some of the movie is. For instance, the choreography of the initial raid in the begining was just horribly done. One of 2006's most disappointing movies and I actually think the movie is actually overrated. 4/10 | | Static Link |
| Posted by: ilovemovies at June 7, 2008, 12:33 am | | Topic: The Strangers Forum: JoBlo | | The funny thing about the Prom Night remake is I actually liked it during the non chase/scare scenes but whenever one of the characters were being chased/killed, it was so ineptly directed and executed that it was just laughably bad. The Ruins is definitely my favorite horror flick of the year so far although I actually liked The Eye as well. And I don't know if Cloverfield is considered horror but I liked that too. Not sure if [REC] is considered to be this year or last year but that was pretty good too. The Strangers on the otherhand is one of the worst movies of the year, let alone one of the worst horror movies. It's not the worst horror movie though. One Missed Call was even worse. There are times when Shutter comes close to matching these two movies in pure awfulness. Not quite, but it does come close at times. | | Static Link |
| Posted by: silentasylum at March 27, 2007, 1:02 am | | Topic: Your quote of the day Forum: JoBlo | | they're fucking with us...these guys are smart. -HIlls have eyes 2 one of the worst lines in one of the worst movies I have ever seen. | | Static Link |
| Posted by: sleekproductions at June 6, 2003, 2:37 pm | | Topic: 3 Ninja Series (Go Ahead, Laugh!) Forum: JoBlo | | I remember liking these films to. All of them except for the last one. In fact, I would arguably say that the 4th one is one of the worst movies I've ever seen. If not the worst. | | Static Link |
| Posted by: Narst at November 24, 2000, 10:02 am | | Topic: VIDEO CAPSULE: Twister (5/10) Forum: JoBlo | | I think you graded this one to high JoBlo. This gets a 1/10 for me. It's definatly one of the worst or the worst movies I've ever seen. It ranks down there with Patch Adams 1/10. | | Static Link |
| Posted by: spacemonkey at July 7, 2008, 3:36 pm | | Topic: Cyborgs, Magic and Aliens: The fantasy and science fiction films of the 90s! Forum: JoBlo | | The deal is that Universal Soldier II and III were TV movies while Return was theatrical. God, I gotta see if I find more 90s fantasy sci/fi....oh wait...something is popping up: TMNT III: Not the worst sequel in the world, Ive seen worse. Peter Jackson proving he doesnt have to direct only horror movies: Jack Blacks humble beginnings in what has got to be the worst role he ever played: | | Static Link |
| Posted by: Dehydrator at September 30, 2001, 12:13 pm | | Topic: Friday the 13th part 8 jason takes manhattan (0/10) Forum: JoBlo | | First off, please be careful what you call "WORST MOVIE EVER". Granted "Jason takes Manhatten" is NOT A GOOD MOVIE. I'm not even a big fan of the Friday movies but NO Friday the 13th movie CAN be the worst movie ever. There is a always a certain amount of work put into these movies. They are a popular mainstream horror series and the people who stand behind these movies want to make MONEY. So you can bet that there is always a granted volume of thought and work behind them. Admit it, the New-York Scenes are cool and well done. The Jason-Flashback was cool and well done, even if it didn't make any sense. Some of the murder scenes were good too. The opening on the Boat was not bad either. So HOW can this be the worst movie ever? Did you see EVERY horror movie in history to judge what the worst movie ever is? YES, Jason takes Manhatten is a fucking bad movie, just like a zillion others out there, no more, no less. But WORST EVER? Here are some movies that make JTM a masterpiece, just because... | | Read Entire Entry |
| Posted by: XCoRyX at July 15, 2002, 12:59 pm | | Topic: Reviews: Psycho Forum: JoBlo | | this was also one of the worst remakes,a disgrace,travesty and one of the worst movies ever....1/10 | | Static Link |
| Posted by: Nick Macpherson at June 6, 2004, 8:49 pm | | Topic: why does zombie movies have to be about zombies taking over? Forum: groupsrv | | Quote:From: John Harkness jhXaYrknessZ@sympatico.ca Just to hijack the thread, Ed Wood isn't the worst director who ever lived. I mean, he was a whacky visionary with very little talent, but who can deny the entertainment value of Plan Nine From Outer Space or Glen Or Glenda. Now, Doris Wishman, there's a candidate for worst director ever. John Harkness I like Wishman more than Ed Wood. Aside from Glen or Glenda I usually get bored watching Wood movies but Wishman's reasonably succesful in hitting her exploitation marks. But choosing a "worst" director is pointless. Most anyone with any taste in movies would rather watch a Wishman or Wood movie than something by Stephen Sommers or Simon West but it's usually Wood and Wishman that end up on the all-time worst lists. | | Static Link |
| Posted by: Captain Murphy at March 26, 2005, 7:44 am | | Topic: why does zombie movies have to be about zombies taking over? Forum: groupsrv | | Rockboy <rockboy@rockboy.net> said: Quote:If that's the best that's ever been in history, I'd hate to see the worst. Babylon 5 had the worst acting, worst effects, worst dialogue, and worst production of any show I've ever seen. I'm sorry you don't own a TV. You should buy one. They're fun. Quote:Outside of it's core fanatics, no one likes it, and it rightfully made a quick exit in to obscurity once it ended. Uh... no. It's actually hugely successful. How's life under your rock? | | Static Link |
| Posted by: jolanar at April 26, 2008, 10:31 pm | | Topic: Nacho Libre Forum: JoBlo | | Quote: Originally Posted by ilovemovies Well count in with those who hate it. Quite honestly, this is one of the worst movies I have ever seen in my life. I didn't laugh not once, I didn't even chuckle or even smile once. It was such a huge chore to sit through. As dreadful and unwatchable as movies get. I usually like Jack Black, but he gives such a monumentally obnoxious and unfunny performance here. 0/10 Man I agree so much. This was literally the worst movie I have ever sat through in a movie. The only reason I didn't leave 30 minutes in was because I was with people but it turned out that they all hated it too. | | Static Link |
| Posted by: Mr.HyDe807 at June 30, 2008, 11:42 am | | Topic: The Happening Forum: JoBlo | | Quote: Originally Posted by MadsenOMC This is guaranteed. Lady in the Water was nominated for Worst Picture, Worst Director, and Worst Screenplay. The Happening is a lock for the same nominations. Not to mention Worst actor....Whalberg or Deschanel is a lock for that! | | Static Link |
| Posted by: shawnxmonkey at April 9, 2008, 7:23 am | | Topic: What are your Top 10 Best/Worst Films of 2008 so far? Forum: JoBlo | | Now in all fairness i haven't even seen 20 movies in theatres this year or nothing really Direct to DvD either haven't bothered checking those out yet. So this list will most defitnley change by decemeber. Im sure movies like Speed Racer and The Dark Knight and all those other overlyy hyped summer blockbusters i get dragged to see will end up on my worst list The Best 1. The Eye 2. Vantage Point 3. Shutter 4. Untraceable 5. 10,000 B.C. The Worst 1. The Ruins 2. Meet The Spartans 3. CloverField 4. Horton hears a who 5. One Missed Call | | Static Link |
| Posted by: JohnLocke2342 at June 19, 2008, 1:32 pm | | Topic: M. Night Shyamalan Is Done Forum: JoBlo | | I won't lose all hope in M. Night until he puts together an utter piece of shit. I'm talking one of the worst if not THE worst movies you've ever seen. Something Uwe Boll esque, or maybe even on par with a shitty shitty B movie. Until that actually happens, I just can't rule the dude out. | | Static Link |
| Posted by: Son of Siskel at June 16, 2008, 9:09 am | | Topic: Your Least Favourite/Favourite Moments of Movie CGI Forum: Film Hobbit | | Best of coarse was Jurassic Park and in particular that moment in the jeep with the T-Rex and the flashlight and the eye. I remember thinking at the time"wow there is now nothing they cant do in movies" Unfortunately nothing meant Ang Lee's Hulk. It was so bad my son and I left the movie before it was over. Not only worst CGI but one of my top ten worst films of all time. | | Static Link |
| Posted by: joeyatog at May 27, 2008, 1:22 pm | | Topic: SEMI-PRO, THE EYE, MEET THE SPARTANS...what'll you rent/buy next week? Forum: JoBlo | | Already got Semi-Pro 2 disc on the way. Buying Eventually: There Will Be Blood (Blu-Ray) Weeds Season 3 Renting: Flawless The Onion Movie And I will probably rent Meet the Spartans for my 'Crap-A-Thon: Worst of 2008fest' where I brutally torture myself with terrible movies to find out which is truly the worst! | | Static Link |
| Posted by: ilovemovies at June 8, 2008, 2:18 pm | | Topic: Roeper and Phillip's Picks for best and Worst of '08 So far Forum: JoBlo | | Roeper's: Forgetting Sarah Marshall The Visitor The Bank Job Recount His favorite: In Bruges Phillip's Picks: Kung Fu Panda Young@Heart Iron Man Reprise His favorite: Snow Angels Roeper's Pick for Worst of the Year So far: 10,000 B.C. Phillip's Pick for Worst of the Year so far: Never Back Down I got to say I'm a little disappointed with their choices of the worst of the year. 10,000 B.C. was pretty bad but there were worse movies out this year so far. And while I haven't seen Never Back Down but it doesn't look like it's so bad that it's the worst of the year. Not when it has competition like The Hottie and the Nottie or Meet the Spartans or Witless Protection or Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins or College Road Trip or One Missed Call, ect. | | Static Link |
| Posted by: bourne36 at June 4, 2007, 6:30 pm | | Topic: What are your Top 10 Best/Worst Films of 2007 so far? Forum: JoBlo | | i haven't seen many movies this year yet, but here is my top movie this year right now. 1. 300 2.pirates of the caribbean at' world's end 3. spiderman 3 4. tmnt the worst movies so far are 1. shrek the third 2. meet the robinsons i hope the movies get better and i better get back to watching movies inst4ead of t.v. | | Static Link |
| Posted by: Squid Vicious at April 29, 2008, 4:37 pm | | Topic: "Meet the Spartans" Team's Next Spoof Comedy Forum: JoBlo | | Quote: Originally Posted by ilovemovies So they are not content with making simply the worst film of 2008. They have to make the TWO worst movies of 2008. While I haven't seen it (and don't intend to), I can't imagine how Meet the Spartans or this new movie could be worse than Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed. | | Static Link |
| Posted by: John Harkness at June 6, 2004, 3:20 pm | | Topic: UK's GCHQ Whistle-blower case also impacts Greenpeace protes Forum: groupsrv | | On Sun, 06 Jun 2004 21:11:25 GMT, "toad" wrote: Quote:this category is about the director you hate, the one you despise, not who the worst is. If you're talking worst, I thought it was Ed Wood and he even won an award for being the worst director ever didn't he? Maybe he's considered a hack though, and that would take him out of contention for this thread. Just to hijack the thread, Ed Wood isn't the worst director who ever lived. I mean, he was a whacky visionary with very little talent, but who can deny the entertainment value of Plan Nine From Outer Space or Glen Or Glenda. Now, Doris Wishman, there's a candidate for worst director ever. John Harkness | | Static Link |
| Posted by: The1TrueFrog at January 21, 2002, 7:48 pm | | Topic: Reviews: The Insider Forum: JoBlo | | The Insider - 1/10. This movie was horrific! (no, not terrific, it's not a typo or something).. It was one of the worst movies I have ever seen. Even for a slow-moving drama! If I had seen this movie in theaters I would have had to take a bottle of caffeine pills. I tried and tried to watch it, but couldn't pull it off after 3 attempts. Maybe I just hate Russell Crow, or just slow-moving movies. But damn, what a piece of shit! The characters were poorly developed, the plot was uninteresting, and it was doo damn long. I wouldn't recommend this movie to my worst enemy's dog! | | Static Link |
| Posted by: Golden Badtz at August 28, 2003, 6:17 pm | | Topic: Agent Cody Banks (Frankie Muniz) Forum: JoBlo | | Quote: Originally Posted by Mike Hating it is one thing, but are you sure about WORST FAMILY FILM EVER? Maybe you should see some more family movies, because there's MUCH MUCH MUCH worse out there than this. Did you see MOUSE HUNT, MAX KEEBLE, etc...? There's a lot of bad ones out there, ones much worse than AGENT CODY BANKS, at least in my opinion anyway. yeah, but, when I say worst it means it's in the worst list, because obviously I havn't seen all family films and I don't intend to so ... between those I did (including Mouse Hunt and Max Keebs big move) I find it much worse than many I've seen. MH and MKBM aren't as bad as ACB !! my opinion dude. | | Static Link |
| Posted by: dh1989 at June 17, 2003, 4:00 pm | | Topic: Ever After Forum: JoBlo | | One of the 20 worst movies ever made. Not only does it butcher one of the greatest fairy tales of all-time, it manages to be boring and have some of the worst production values ever. The acting, especially from Scott and Barrymore, is incredibly awful. This movie is a waste of time if you want to watch something interesting, smart, or entertaining. 2/10 | | Static Link |
| Posted by: Sad man at June 16, 2003, 4:23 pm | | Topic: Femme Fatale Forum: JoBlo | | Quote: Originally Posted by BakeTheMooCow A really really horrible film.. words cannot express how I hate it. 1/10 is exactly right. Same here! This is one of the worst movies ever made. I completely hate it!!! I can't belive how bad this movie was. The worst movie of 2002. Grade: or 1/10 or F- | | Static Link |
| Posted by: Bourne101 at May 20, 2008, 8:46 pm | | Topic: The Strangers Forum: JoBlo | | Quote: Originally Posted by JohnLocke2342 I want to like it a lot but I'm skeptical. I guess I'll just have to wait and actually see it.. but it reminds me of half a dozen movies that are being made now a days. Vacancy was one of the worst movies I've ever seen and this is reminding me of that. Althought, I hope itll be different.. Liv Tyler just looks really corny from her nonstop yelling in the trailer. I'll check it out on DVD or read some reviews. The thing is, there are half a dozen movies like this, but they have all failed to do it right. The Strangers looks as though it may have done it right. We'll have to wait and see though. And Vacancy one of the works movies you've ever seen? Sure the ending was flat-out terrible, but the 2nd quarter of the movie is pretty damn tense. It's not a good movie, but it's certainly not one of the worst ever. And I doubt this will be a lot like Vacancy. Sure, you have a similar scenario, but I imagine The Strangers will be much darker. And from what I've heard about th... | | Read Entire Entry |
| Posted by: chinton at July 1, 2008, 9:57 pm | | Topic: In Bruges Forum: JoBlo | | Quote: Originally Posted by Max Cady I love how you so conveniently leave out "LONDON" every time...The best performance of his career and possibly the best performance by an actor in quite some time.... Every single time Ferrall stepped out of his box(Miami vice, New world, alexander, etc..) his movies were labeled as the worst of the year. You praise him for doing other bullshit movies but those movies suck shit. DAREDEVIL??? Are you kidding me? That has to be the worst Comic book movie ever made. Ask around bro, you will see that 90% of this planet agrees with me on that one. Your arguing for a guy that has 1 or 2 good movies and only 1 great performance (American Outlaws) in his career vs a guy who's recognized as one of the best actors of our times... So I will say it again....Get real bro. He mentioned London. Strenuosly no less. Are just not reading any of the posts or are you just trolling. | | Static Link |
| Posted by: MadsenOMC at June 29, 2008, 11:47 am | | Topic: The Happening Forum: JoBlo | | Quote: Originally Posted by psycheoutsteve It could be a major contender for the razzies as well. This is guaranteed. Lady in the Water was nominated for Worst Picture, Worst Director, and Worst Screenplay. The Happening is a lock for the same nominations. | | Static Link |
| Posted by: ilovemovies at December 20, 2007, 7:24 am | | Topic: The OFFICIAL 2007/2008 Awards Race Thread Forum: JoBlo | | Peter Traver's (Rolling Stone Mag) Top 10 of 2007: 1. No Country for Old Men 2. Atonement 3. Into the Wild 4. Eastern Promises 5. Sweeney Todd 6. American Gangster 7. There Will Be Blood 8. Before the Devil Knows You're Dead 9. I'm Not There 10. Knocked Up and Juno (tied) Worst Comedy of 2007: Norbit Worst Drama of 2007: Love in the Time of Cholera Worst Epic of 2007: Evan Almighty Worst Horror of 2007: The Mist Worst Star Vehicle of 2007: The Number 23 Worst Family Film of 2007: Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium Worst Soft-Core Sex of 2007: Black Snake Moan Worst Remake of 2007: The Heartbreak Kid Worst Anti-War Film of 2007: Rendition The Michael Bay Award for Worst Soul-Sucking, Dumbass Bottom Feeder: Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End Man he is WAY off on The Mist, Black Snake Moan, Rendition and Pirates. Although I seem to be the only one who loves Pirates. Also since when is Evan Almighty an epic? | | Static Link |
| Posted by: Dog Welder at June 25, 2008, 6:47 am | | Topic: Best/Worst: Steven Spielberg Forum: Film Hobbit | | Best: Jaws, Schindler's List, Saving Private Ryan, Raiders of the Lost Ark Worst: War of the Worlds, Always, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, The Lost World: Jurassic Park I couldn't pick just one for either category. When Spielberg is on his A-game, he gives us some great movies. He's also given us some amazing crap. There are a number of his movies that are listed above that I just find rather mediocre: A.I., Minority Report, etc. I debated about putting "Hook" on the worst list, and debated about putting E.T. and Close Encounters on the best. | | Static Link |
| Posted by: dalomini at June 4, 2007, 3:23 am | | Topic: What film/s did everyone watch today?? Redux Forum: JoBlo | | Quote: Originally Posted by Gordon See now, that is exactly what I was saying, and what I was talking with Chemical about. There is no way you have seen shitty movies if you consider it the worst ever. You need to see the "Time Chasers " and the "Horrors of War " and the "Creeping Terror's " of the world. And if you "have seen them" and still think it's worse then you're obviously kidding yourself because of the hype. Chemical, however, was right on ball with what he was saying. I mean he is a cleaver fucking man who backed up what he was saying and whom, although I disagree with the way he's scoring it, was completely right within his own the parameters of his belief on how a film should go. You, on the other hand, are blowing it out of proportion. Sorry, I would have posted this along with the last post but I didn't see it. Again, I'll write a review of it. It's not out of proportion, I'm not saying it's the worst ever made. I'm saying it's the worst movie I've ever ... | | Read Entire Entry |
| Posted by: travisvornoff at June 22, 2008, 7:18 pm | | Topic: Death Race 3000, Joblo Set Visit + New Pictures. Forum: JoBlo | | im so fucking sick of retarded shit remakes of great cult classics. death race 2000 is one of the best road movies ever and they turned it into a generic action pile of junk with one of todays worst actors, jason statham! paul w.s. anderson is one of the worst working directors today and this movie looks like a direct to dvd shitfest! | | Static Link |
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