| Posted by: JurassicShark at August 20, 2003, 12:31 am | | Topic: Reviews: Wrong Turn Forum: JoBlo | | Wrong Turn My for no reason award: This movie had a very deliverance feel throughout. I constntly wanted to hear the dueling banjos as the imbreads showed up. For the good ol' Deliverance feel I give it a star on it's own. So far: 1/10 My Cast Award: I loved the way Jeremy Sisto played his role. Truly geniune. He gave of a Jeff Goldblum's Ian Malcolm sort of feel. He was great. Eliza Dusku's body is all that I cared about. Loved her. The rest of the cast made me feel a wee bit queasy. 2/10 My Gore Award: Loved the gore. Nothing that I haven't seen before in a Texas Chainsaw Massacre though, except for the, jaw dropping. Heehee. 2/10 My Logic Award: This movie pissed me off so much! They don't try to sabotage the imbreads from coming up the ladder! Hard to believe. 2/10 My "Bitch you best get yo ass up and run" award: I wanted to say it so many times. 4/10 My Shock award: This was a movie that you could call everything. My Copycat Award: This was a movie I've seen before in milllions. 1 point off. 3... | | Read Entire Entry |
| Posted by: Cup of Jabba at December 13, 2007, 4:01 pm | | Topic: WORST MOVIE OF 2007? Forum: Film Hobbit | | Top Worst Films of 2007: #1 Halloween: wins the award for being just utterly stupid, & annoying. #2.Live Free Die Hard: wins the award for turning the franchise into a cartoon. #3.Pirates 3: wins the award for sinking the series deeper into the abyss. #4.Shoot Em Up: wins the award for making action sequences boring. #5. DOA: wins the award for delivering stupidity as promised. | | Static Link |
| Posted by: Dark_ph0enix at January 13, 2003, 4:16 am | | Topic: What the latest DVD you picked up (every one)? Forum: JoBlo | | On Saturday I picked up: Blue Crush (R1) Undercover Brother (R1) The Bourne Identity (R1) and today the following little beauties arrived: Academy Award For Your Consideration: The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers. Academy Award For Your Consideration: Adaptation Academy Award For Your Consideration: Narc Academy Award For Your Consideration: Catch me if you can Academy Award For Your Consideration: Antwone Fisher Academy Award For Your Consideration: Chicargo Peter Kay: Live at teh Top of the Tower Baddiele and Skinner Unplanned - Live from London's West End. | | Static Link |
| Posted by: Cup of Jabba at December 13, 2007, 7:59 pm | | Topic: WORST MOVIE OF 2007? Forum: Film Hobbit | Top Worst Films of 2007(Revised): #1 Halloween: wins the award for being just utterly stupid, & annoying. #2.Live Free Die Hard: wins the award for turning the franchise into a cartoon. #3.Pirates 3: wins the award for sinking the series deeper into the abyss. #4.Ghost Rider:
wins the award for pretty effects but no story substance whatsoever. #5.Shoot Em Up: wins the award for making action sequences boring. #6. DOA: wins the award for delivering stupidity as promised. Side Note: Ooooh la la.... I forgot to add Ghost Rider. Thanks Masterthes! | | Static Link |
| Posted by: God of War at March 9, 2008, 5:02 pm | | Topic: Empire Awards Forum: JoBlo | | Quote: Originally Posted by DaMovieMan I don't understand how Knightley can get a Best Actress award for Atonement, when she's clearly a supporting role. On that note, I don't see how Knightley can get any award, period. Her acting is as shallow as her breasts. Oh wait, there is one award she's earned. The "Most Annoying Award" in the POTC movies. Can you tell that I really don't like her yet? | | Static Link |
| Posted by: Stubblecat at February 25, 2008, 6:42 pm | | Topic: Lowest rated Academy Awards in history Forum: Film Hobbit | | Quote: Originally Posted by crappertay) The night went something like this... Joke. Montage. Montage. Award. Joke. Montage. Montage. Joke. Montage. Award. Montage. Joke. Montage of Awards. Award. Montage. Joke. Montage. Award. Montage. Award. You forgot to pepper it with ("Pan camera over to Jack Nicholson for some reason"). | | Static Link |
| Posted by: MarKus at September 5, 2007, 6:53 pm | | Topic: Grace Is Gone Forum: DVD TV | | Quote: Originally Posted by khayce it won the Audience Award for Drama at the 2007 Sundance Film Festival. this movie already won an award? i thought this movie is for future release? | | Static Link |
| Posted by: Guest at June 8, 2004, 10:14 pm | | Topic: why does zombie movies have to be about zombies taking over? Forum: groupsrv | | odnogia@hotmail.com (Emperor Gondo) wrote: Quote:how don't movie critics all across the nation put together a national movie award program? National Society of Film Critics Quote:stop squabbling amongst yourselves like a bunch of bitches and fight hollywood together and have a big award show. more people will watch it than the goddamn oscars. Imagine, back in the day, Andy Sarris & John Simon sauntering up to the podium together to present the award for Best Whatever. | | Static Link |
| Posted by: Manco at January 6, 2008, 3:16 am | | Topic: Will "300" be denied Oscars by Hollywood's radical left? Forum: groupsrv | | RichA wrote: Quote:Even the most strident leftwing rabids in Hollywood have got to admit it deserves some kind of art, costume or special effects award, even if they hated the storyline. Of course they won't. They're so blinded by their sick twisted hate that they won't. But then what is the value of an Academy Award in 2008 anyways? It's a shit award. | | Static Link |
| Posted by: Matt at February 5, 2008, 8:27 pm | | Topic: Oscar Prediction Mania 08: You Can't Stop What's Comin' Forum: Film Hobbit | | Actually, the question of the fate of the Oscar ceremony has turned out to be much more interesting than who will actually take home the statues. The Coen Brothers picked up yet another award over the weekend at the Producers Guild Award, sharing with co-producer Scott Rudin the award for picture of the year. This means that No Country for Old Men... | | Static Link |
| Posted by: Ashley at July 31, 2007, 6:32 pm | | Topic: NoteBook Forum: DVD TV | | Quote: Originally Posted by elisee_7 Indeed. In one award show, Rachel McAdams and "Noah" won the best kiss award, I think that was MTV. oh yeah...Ryan and Rachel kissed on stage to prove they were worthy of the award. | | Static Link |
| Posted by: therealjohng at June 28, 2008, 12:54 pm | | Topic: Red Meat and Chest Hair: Testosterone Fueled Movies Forum: JoBlo | | Quote: Originally Posted by john_rambo LIFETIME ACHIEVMENT AWARD Mr. Chuck Norris Who else is more deserving of this award. Did you guys know that he once had sex with Nicole Kidman and 3 months later she gave birth to a Hummer? I mean that right there is proof enough to get him the "Testy" award. What are some of you fellow alpha males picks?[/b] lol... | | Static Link |
| Posted by: regina at October 22, 2007, 4:01 pm | | Topic: Case 39 Forum: DVD TV | | Quote: Originally Posted by Morph Wow Renee Zellweger in film huh?... a very good actress...she won an oscar award if im not mistaking.. You are right. She won the Best Supporting Actress award for the movie, Cold Mountain. | | Static Link |
| Posted by: Josh at April 17, 2008, 5:24 pm | | Topic: Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed Forum: Film Hobbit | | Quote: Originally Posted by Captain Murphy) Oliver Stone is an Academy-Award winning director, but I'd much rather see a Wes Anderson movie. Yes, but both are highly respected award winning directors. Not the same comparison. | | Static Link |
| Posted by: MarKus at November 16, 2007, 1:29 pm | | Topic: A Very Long Engagement Forum: DVD TV | | Quote: Originally Posted by Chick_Gurl The film was nominated for the Academy Award for Best Art Direction and Academy Award for Best Cinematography at the Oscars. However, it was not selected by the French government as the French submission for the award for Best Foreign Language Film. hehe I think I've already said that Chick.. Good morning! | | Static Link |
| Posted by: MarKus at November 16, 2007, 11:41 am | | Topic: A Very Long Engagement Forum: DVD TV | | The film was nominated for the Academy Award for Best Art Direction and Academy Award for Best Cinematography at the Oscars. However, it was not selected by the French government as the French submission for the award for Best Foreign Language Film. | | Static Link |
| Posted by: Chick_Gurl at November 16, 2007, 1:27 pm | | Topic: A Very Long Engagement Forum: DVD TV | | The film was nominated for the Academy Award for Best Art Direction and Academy Award for Best Cinematography at the Oscars. However, it was not selected by the French government as the French submission for the award for Best Foreign Language Film. | | Static Link |
| Posted by: Bachophile at June 14, 2004, 10:00 pm | | Topic: why does zombie movies have to be about zombies taking over? Forum: groupsrv | | DM wrote: Quote:During "Oscar" season, there are many postings about actors or films receiving undeserved awards. For example; people point to Elizabeth Taylor's award for Butterfield 8 or to the Best Picture award to The Greatest Show on Earth. When were the times when Oscar got it absolutely right? For me, it was the award to Linda Hunt for The Year of Living Dangerously. Dan 1984 "Amadeus", this was beyond slam dunk | | Static Link |
| Posted by: Primordial Ooze at January 9, 2008, 4:15 am | | Topic: Will "300" be denied Oscars by Hollywood's radical left? Forum: groupsrv | | On Jan 6, 2:16 am, "Manco" wrote: Quote:RichA wrote: Even the most strident leftwing rabids in Hollywood have got to admit it deserves some kind of art, costume or special effects award, even if they hated the storyline. Of course they won't. They're so blinded by their sick twisted hate that they won't. But then what is the value of an Academy Award in 2008 anyways? It's a shit award. riiiiiggggghhhht, the left are the only ones with hate in them. The right are flower children, lol | | Static Link |
| Posted by: crappertay at February 25, 2008, 6:33 pm | | Topic: Lowest rated Academy Awards in history Forum: Film Hobbit | | Don't blame the monkey, blame the organ grinder. The night went something like this... Joke. Montage. Montage. Award. Joke. Montage. Montage. Joke. Montage. Award. Montage. Joke. Montage of Awards. Award. Montage. Joke. Montage. Award. Montage. Award. No wonder people tuned out. I got involuntarily tuned out! | | Static Link |
| Posted by: freegaly at October 8, 2007, 8:30 pm | | Topic: Coraline Forum: DVD TV | | FYI: Coraline (2002) is a novella for children and adults by the British author Neil Gaiman. It was awarded the 2003 Hugo Award for Best Novella, the 2003 Nebula Award for Best Novella, and the 2002 Bram Stoker Award for Best Work for Young Readers. | | Static Link |
| Posted by: Chick_Gurl at October 17, 2007, 4:45 pm | | Topic: The Juror Forum: DVD TV | | Quote: Originally Posted by erikko by what award-giving body? in Razzie Award. . . . | | Static Link |
| Posted by: Morph at December 19, 2007, 12:42 am | | Topic: Spongebob......... Forum: DVD TV | | Quote: Originally Posted by Ashley yah..he can't believe he continuesly won that award. what particular award winning body? | | Static Link |
| Posted by: Chick_Gurl at November 12, 2007, 2:19 pm | | Topic: There Will Be Blood Forum: DVD TV | | fyi,, His performance in Gangs of New York earned him his third Academy Award nomination and won him the BAFTA Award for Best Actor. At the time, he swore that this film would be his last. | | Static Link |
| Posted by: Mpoconnor7 at July 26, 2004, 6:54 pm | | Topic: UK's GCHQ Whistle-blower case also impacts Greenpeace protes Forum: groupsrv | | Quote:Lord of the Rings: ROTK from this past show. Each of the other nominees was incredibly superior. Oscars shouldn't award "overall achievement" unless it's a lifetime award or something. He did a lot of hard work in making the LOTR Trilogy. Ok. That still doesn't mean that they are any good. Well, since you can only revoke one Oscar in this little scenario, that would still leave "Return of the King" with what? Sixty-seven other Oscars? I would have taken the Oscar it won for Best Original Song, and instead award it to the "Kiss at the end of the rainbow" song from A Mighty Wind. Michael O'Connor - Modern Renaissance Man "The likelihood of one individual being correct increases in a direct proportion to the intensity with which others try to prove him wrong" James Mason from the movie "Heaven Can Wait". | | Static Link |
| Posted by: lattrell_spencer at August 10, 2007, 3:45 pm | | Topic: Bruce Almighty!!! Forum: DVD TV | | Quote: Originally Posted by Ashley I know that Denzel Washington was the first black guy who won Best Actor in 2001 Academy Award...thats why they no longer discriminate those black guys who can really act pretty well. that's nice to hear that a black guy won the award. How about Morgan Freeman, did he win any awards? He is my favorite black actor. Also, I think Denzel's award was just an off-spring of non discrimination. I think that the pioneers of the movement really are the people who made it big in sports like Jackie Robinson, Harlem Globetrotters, and of course the reverend Marthin Luther King, Jr! | | Static Link |
| Posted by: Rated R at June 10, 2008, 9:52 am | | Topic: All Outta BubbleGum: The B-Action Movie Thread Forum: JoBlo | | You could pretty much list John Carpenter's entire catalogue. In fact I say we award him with the B-Movie lifetime achievement award right here and now! I mean look at these movies: The Thing, Halloween, Prince of Darkness, Escape from New York (and LA), Big Trouble in Little China, Assault on Precinct 13, In the Mouth of Madness, Memoirs of an Invisible Man, Starman, The Fog, Christine, Village of the Damned, Vampires and of course They Live! What a resume! This man is a God of B-movie cinema, and the history of film! Sure he has a few turkeys, but damn it if I can't have a blast with any of them any way. Here's to you John, | | Static Link |
| Posted by: calvin at January 31, 2008, 4:55 am | | Topic: Will Michael Moore speak at Oscars again? Forum: groupsrv | | On Jan 31, 3:20 am, THE_LIBERT...@webtv.net (The Libertine) wrote: Quote:cri...@windstream.net (Calvin) wrote: On Jan 22, 11:10 am, "rick++" wrote: Sicko got a nomination. Oh? What was he nominated for? .. Oh, are they doing a worst director in movie/documentory history award this year? That would require calling his movies documentaries. If they have an award for 'Most transparent propagandist posing as a documentary director', then he should have several already. | | Static Link |
| Posted by: RichA at January 6, 2008, 5:53 pm | | Topic: Will "300" be denied Oscars by Hollywood's radical left? Forum: groupsrv | | On Jan 6, 1:31 pm, Alric Knebel wrote: Quote:Manco wrote: RichA wrote: Even the most strident leftwing rabids in Hollywood have got to admit it deserves some kind of art, costume or special effects award, even if they hated the storyline. Of course they won't. They're so blinded by their sick twisted hate that they won't. But then what is the value of an Academy Award in 2008 anyways? It's a shit award. Boy, isn't that some whacky shit. Here you are ranting about something you've IMPOSED on the film, and you're thinking they're denying it rewards based on your fantasy interpretation. The movie was based on a graphic novel, which is based on a heroic tale. It wasn't political; it was a great excuse for cinematic vision. Tell it to the idiot leftwing commies who thought (like they do anything that expouses freedom) it was fascistic. | | Static Link |
| Posted by: Chick_Gurl at January 7, 2008, 11:26 am | | Topic: Hating Alison Ashley Forum: DVD TV | | she is a multi-ARIA Award winning Australian singer-songwriter, pianist and Logie Award winning actress. | | Static Link |
| Posted by: Jim Beaver at January 15, 2008, 4:08 am | | Topic: Producers Guild picks awards nominees Forum: groupsrv | | "DK" wrote: "Garondo Marondo" <Classic.Mr.Hole@gmail.com> wrote in message news:c6216b6c-0510-4e73-97ce-699db71c13f6@q39g2000hsf.googlegroups.com... LOS ANGELES - The crime tale "No Country for Old Men," the historical epic "There Will Be Blood" and the teen-pregnancy comedy "Juno" were among the Producers Guild of America nominees Monday for best film of 2007. The producers have an award show, too? Do these people never tire of handing each other trophies? Being in "showbiz" is beginning to look an awful lot like being a participant in the tiny tot tetherball league! It's not a show but you are right about awards. The fact of life is that for anyone's career getting anywhere, one's got to have an award. Some award, any award, preferably more than one. So the number of awards multiplies because everyone's got to eat. Supply and demand. Not to mention: you ever walk the administrative areas of a department store or factory or high school or insurance office? "Employee of the month," "Salesman of the Year... | | Read Entire Entry |
| Posted by: elisee_7 at July 31, 2007, 6:21 pm | | Topic: NoteBook Forum: DVD TV | | Quote: Originally Posted by ps18 She is a fashion person then. She knows how to really carry herself if that is the case! Indeed. In one award show, Rachel McAdams and "Noah" won the best kiss award, I think that was MTV. | | Static Link |
| Posted by: DK at January 14, 2008, 11:20 pm | | Topic: Producers Guild picks awards nominees Forum: groupsrv | | In article wrote: Quote: "Garondo Marondo" <Classic.Mr.Hole@gmail.com> wrote in message news:c6216b6c-0510-4e73-97ce-699db71c13f6@q39g2000hsf.googlegroups.com... LOS ANGELES - The crime tale "No Country for Old Men," the historical epic "There Will Be Blood" and the teen-pregnancy comedy "Juno" were among the Producers Guild of America nominees Monday for best film of 2007. The producers have an award show, too? Do these people never tire of handing each other trophies? Being in "showbiz" is beginning to look an awful lot like being a participant in the tiny tot tetherball league! It's not a show but you are right about awards. The fact of life is that for anyone's career getting anywhere, one's got to have an award. Some award, any award, preferably more than one. So the number of awards multiplies because everyone's got to eat. Supply and demand. DK | | Static Link |
| Posted by: Donnie_Darko at September 4, 2007, 10:19 am | | Topic: Free Bonuses with DVD releases Forum: JoBlo | | Quote: Originally Posted by JohnIan The Office - Season Three Exclusive box with Dundie Award, Dwight Schrute tiny bobblehead and a Welcome Aboard Letter - 18 per store. Damn it all to hell... I want a Dundie Award! | | Static Link |
| Posted by: Chick_Gurl at December 26, 2007, 4:21 pm | | Topic: Playing by Heart Forum: DVD TV | | Jolie won an award for "Best Breakthrough Performance by an Actress" from the National Board of Review, USA, and writer/director Willard Carroll was nominated for an award at the Berlin International Film Festival. | | Static Link |
| Posted by: Alric Knebel at January 6, 2008, 2:31 pm | | Topic: Will "300" be denied Oscars by Hollywood's radical left? Forum: groupsrv | Manco wrote: Quote:RichA wrote: Even the most strident leftwing rabids in Hollywood have got to admit it deserves some kind of art, costume or special effects award, even if they hated the storyline. Of course they won't. They're so blinded by their sick twisted hate that they won't. But then what is the value of an Academy Award in 2008 anyways? It's a shit award. Boy, isn't that some whacky shit. Here you are ranting about something you've IMPOSED on the film, and you're thinking they're denying it rewards based on your fantasy interpretation. The movie was based on a graphic novel, which is based on a heroic tale. It wasn't political; it was a great excuse for cinematic vision. It worked great, but I was bored with it after I got past the look. --
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| Posted by: Lincoln Spector at February 13, 2006, 5:35 pm | | Topic: why does zombie movies have to be about zombies taking over? Forum: groupsrv | | "dgates" <dgates@spamlinkline.com> wrote in message news:t9tsu1tgv6v2dvsv9plec822or0j7end2d@4ax.com... Quote:On 10 Feb 2006 19:44:04 -0800, "The RSF Group" <aegisigea@hotmail.com wrote: how about an award where all movie critics are asked for the best movies and their cumulative choices count 25%. then ask all the film scholars and their choices count 25%. and then ask the industry people and their choices count 25%. and then ask the general public and their choices count 15%. then, let there be a permanent panel of movie experts belonging to this award institution and their choices count 10%. not totally fair but i'll bet the results will be better than what you get at oscars or golden globes or whatnot. I'll un-crosspost for my short reply: Why would that be any more "fair" than the voting at IMDB? If I go cast my vote as one of the million in the "general public," why does Richard Roeper (one of the few hundred called "movie critics") get such a higher weighting than my vote? Professional critics ... | | Read Entire Entry |
| Posted by: AZ Nomad at January 7, 2008, 8:44 pm | | Topic: Will "300" be denied Oscars by Hollywood's radical left? Forum: groupsrv | | On Sun, 6 Jan 2008 19:53:58 -0800 (PST), RichA wrote: Quote:On Jan 6, 1:31 pm, Alric Knebel wrote: Manco wrote: RichA wrote: Even the most strident leftwing rabids in Hollywood have got to admit it deserves some kind of art, costume or special effects award, even if they hated the storyline. Of course they won't. They're so blinded by their sick twisted hate that they won't. But then what is the value of an Academy Award in 2008 anyways? It's a shit award. Boy, isn't that some whacky shit. Here you are ranting about something you've IMPOSED on the film, and you're thinking they're denying it rewards based on your fantasy interpretation. The movie was based on a graphic novel, which is based on a heroic tale. It wasn't political; it was a great excuse for cinematic vision. Tell it to the idiot leftwing commies who thought (like they do anything that expouses freedom) it was fascistic. fascist? Dimwitted is a better description. | | Static Link |
| Posted by: Jim Beaver at January 7, 2008, 12:41 am | | Topic: Will "300" be denied Oscars by Hollywood's radical left? Forum: groupsrv | | "RichA" wrote: Manco wrote: RichA wrote: Even the most strident leftwing rabids in Hollywood have got to admit it deserves some kind of art, costume or special effects award, even if they hated the storyline. Of course they won't. They're so blinded by their sick twisted hate that they won't. But then what is the value of an Academy Award in 2008 anyways? It's a shit award. Boy, isn't that some whacky shit. Here you are ranting about something you've IMPOSED on the film, and you're thinking they're denying it rewards based on your fantasy interpretation. The movie was based on a graphic novel, which is based on a heroic tale. It wasn't political; it was a great excuse for cinematic vision. Tell it to the idiot leftwing commies who thought (like they do anything that expouses freedom) it was fascistic. You remind me of my college roommate, who wouldn't watch FIDDLER ON THE ROOF because it was "about a bunch of Commie Jews." Jim Beaver | | Static Link |
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