| Posted by: mexican_highlander at March 24, 2002, 2:53 pm | | Topic: Reviews: Blade 2 Forum: JoBlo | David S. Goyer you sellout!!! Why oh why did you take the MI 2 approach to a sequal and trade simple good storytelling for eye candy? Appealing to fanboys who would perfer to go numb for an hour and a half, Blade 2 delivers nothing more than fight after fight with villians who are never fully explained, a love angle that should never have existed, and a plot that reminds me of a night of playing RPG's with a bunch of immature power gamers. Why mess with a good thing like finding and curing Whistler? If he'd been kept in statis all this time, then that means that the virus has not really had time to spread. This means that, following the first movie, Dr. Jensen's retro DNA virus should have wiped Whistler clean and cured him of the thirst. This buisness of "Can we really trust him?" got old fast because of this oversight. Wh introduce new villians when you have to find Whistler anyway. How did you know that he has not killed himself. You never looked to make sure. Looking for Whistler would have made enough of a movie with the possiblility of really going into the vampires lifestyle. Also, Blade is a badass I'll giveyou that. I really don't think that someone like that would put up with a chainsmoking little wanna be hoodrat hippie who calls him "B". What the hell was up with that? You have all this gunplay and ass whipping and then go and f**k it up with that a*****e. I was so looking foward to this movie because the first one was excellent but of course, could have been better. The reapers just were juggernauts with no drive other than revenge where Deacon Frost and his brood were going for it all. We miss you Deac!!! Oh yeah. Why have a real badass like Donnie Yen in a movie if:
1. He doesn't speak
2. He barely fights
3. He is the only one out of the whole Blood Pack who can fight
4. He gets killed off at a crucial point in the movie
5. He's never heard from again For those of you who are brain dead and just want to go oooh and aaaah, see this movie. Me, I'm sticking to the original. One last thing. Logic would tell you that if the vampires have this vast information web and it was because of that they found your hideout the first time, wouldn't you look for another one? The Ninja Turtles did and it worked. My advice. Go see Resident Evil. Zombies don't fry when sunlight hits them and Milla looks good in a hospital gown. |
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