| Posted by: Mike at January 13, 2004, 5:11 am | | Topic: Romy and Michele's High School Reunion Forum: JoBlo | | "This is like the best we've ever looked!" / Don't you just love how we can say that to eachother and we know we're not being conceited? Oh I know, we're just being honest! "Sorry, not you, no, I was trying to scare your little boy!" God, I just love this film! An online buddy of mine and I quote it a lot (since it has such awesome quotes), so it made me want to see it again since I haven't seen it in awhile. So, I grabbed my ol' VHS copy and popped it in on Saturday. This is just such a hilarious and clever film! A lot of people compare it to a female version of Dumb & Dumber, but it's certainly smarter and much better than that annoying and immature movie. I don't know if this movie could be more quotable. There's so many great lines. Michele: Oh my God, you did it! Romy: Yeah, I did. Michele: What did you have to do? Romy: I had to give everyone in the service department hand jobs. Michele: Well, while you were doing that, I made us a tape of all the nostalgic songs from high school to get us in the mood. Romy: Michele? Michele: What? Romy: Do you really think I would do that? For a car? Just get in. Michele: O.K. Romy: Hey, um, great suit. Is that an Armani? Suit Salesman: Yes. Yes, it is. Romy: I thought so. So, what do you do? Suit Salesman: I'm a suit salesman. Romy: Would you excuse me? I cut my foot before and my shoe is filling up with blood. Michele: You look so good with blond hair and black roots its like not even funny. Michele: Remember the prom? You got so thin by then. Romy: Oh, I know. I was so lucky getting mono. That was like the best diet ever. Michele: You know, even though we've watched Pretty Woman like thirty-six times, I never get tired of making fun of it. Michele: You know, even though I had to wear that stupid back brace and you were kind of fat, we were still totally cutting edge. Romy: What the hell is your problem, Christy. Why the hell are you always such a nasty bitch? I mean, okay, so me and Michele invented some dumb lie, it was only because we wanted you to treat us like human beings. But you know what? We don't care if you like us, 'cause we don't like you. You're a bad person with an ugly heart, and we don't give a flying fuck what you think. (I just get really happy when she tells her off ) Romy: Oh my God! Remember what a big controversy it was for us to have our picture taken together? Michele: Yeah, because Danny Weller like, lodged that complaint. Because alphabetically he was supposed to be between us. Romy: So we said: "OK Danny. If you want to be between us, come to Michele's house on Friday night and we'll be waiting." Michele: And then he showed up, and we were like: "Danny, it was a joke!" Romy: And then we turned the sprinklers on him! [both laugh hysterically] Michele: Oh my God! [abruptly stops laughing] Michele: Hey Romy, remember Mrs. Divitz's class, there was like always a word problem. Like, there's a guy in a rowboat going X miles, and the current is going like, you know, some other miles, and how long does it take him to get to town? It's like, 'Who cares? Who wants to go to town with a guy who drives a rowboat? [Romy whips Michele in the face with her hair] Michele: Ow! That hurt! But it looked really good! Romy: Have a "Romy and Michele" day! Michele: For me, it's like I've just given birth to my own baby girl, except she's like a big giant girl who smokes and says "shit" a lot. You know? What a great movie! It's become a major cult film. I know I could never date someone that didn't like this movie (or Kissing Jessica Stein, Anna Faris, May, etc... ) |
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