| Closer (2004, 5/10)...ahhh, one of the few movies where I HATE every fucking character and have ZERO empathy for their selfish needs and desires. SHIVER ME TIMBERS... AND THAT'S IT, I JUST WANTED TO STOP BY AND SAY THAT. BTW, THE FILM GETS AN EXTRA POINT FOR MIKE NICHOLS MAKING SURE NATALIE PORTMAN SHOWED THEM BOOTY BUTT CHEEKS IN THAT THONG. HOWEVER, IT LOSES ONE POINT AFTER I FOUND OUT THAT THEIR WERE INDEED NUDE SCENES OF PORTMAN BUT MR. HIGH AND MIGHTY NICHOLS DECIDED TO DESTROY THE FOOTAGE...SHAME ON YOU, SIR. |