| Posted by: the clever guy at June 7, 2008, 11:55 pm | | Topic: Ever gotten violent over a film/DVD ? Forum: JoBlo | | do video games count? trust story that just happened TODAY (kinda long): so i work at circuit shitty as a customer service supervisor. i've had roughly 5 years security background, and believe me, in the area i work in...people will kill other people over some of the shit they steal (i've had 2 people draw knives on me). anyway, some motherfucker walks into the store with a heavy coat on (its roughly 80 degrees outside....HIGH humidity). so red flag right away. he goes right back into the games department and while i'm watching this on camera, he proceeds to steal 18...yes, 18 ninja gaiden games for the 360. he shoves them in his coat, then grabs an alarm clock (roughly $10) and pays for it up at the front counter. he starts to walk out when i approach him and question him about the games. naturally, he tells me he doesnt have any games. he shoves me and i retaliate by throwing him to the ground. he squirms his way back up, he gets some punches in on me all the while i'm still holding onto him. he tries running, but i still got him. he attempts to swing again at me, so i duck his punch and uppercut him. disoriented, he leans in close to bite me like some fucking zombie from resident evil...i shove him back with my shoulder and accomplished a life goal (yes, i know...stupid life goal...but a fucking MANLY one!): i head-butted him. this put him to the ground. i wrestle with him on the ground to handcuff him and squirms back up and tries getting into a car thats driving (luckily) slowly down the street. this pisses the people off in the car and they help me get his ass cuffed for real. i get him up and upon entering the store, i use his head to open the door and once inside, i throw him into chair. thats what he gets for trying to steal $1200 in games. mission accomplished: headbutted a guy |
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