| Can't decide where to take your holiday this winter? Well, then - come to the Land of Wonder! THE LAND DOWN UNDER!! Our locals are friendly and 'colourful'... Our police force is very helpful, and as a result we're all extremely law-abiding... We keep the most interesting pets... You'll be amazed how big our insects grow!... A land of culture, we take our theatre very seriously... Our Prime Minister, Mr. John Howard, will happily greet you at the airport, give you a gladioli and call you "possum"!... ...And the fishing's GREAT! There's something here for everyone! So, come visit beautiful, sunny Australia...you might only accidentally get killed!!! (This post brought to you by the Australian Tourist Board...as re-interpreted by FeydRautha...) |