| Posted by: Duke Nukem at May 28, 2008, 7:38 pm | | Topic: Michael Bay directs a romantic comedy... Forum: JoBlo | | -A guy and girl lovingly look on at each other. Guy: "I..." -Cut to the guy from another angle. Guy: "...Love..." -Cut to the guy from a separate angle. Guy: "...You." -The guy, looking annoyed, turns to the camera and the director behind it, and then back to the girl. The girl then turns to the guy. Girl: "I..." -Cut to the girl from another angle. Girl: "...Love..." -Cut to the girl from a separate angle. Girl: "...You..." -Cut to the girl from ANOTHER angle. Girl: "...Too-" -The girl, sighs of frustration and turns to the camera. Girl: "-All right, Mike, will you just settle down with the camera already! You're giving me a headach! I'm getting my tylonel!" Guy: "Yeah, me too! I haven't had worse headachs since that movie I shot in the desert with Uwe Boll! Uwe Fucking Boll!" -Both of them walk out of view in frustration. Then, the guy goes the other way after the girl. Guy: "Hey, could I borrow your tylonel? I used up mine..." |
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