| You know what would have made this video, like 100 times better? Check this shit out... It opens with this badass looking motherfucker, and he screams out, "Yo, bitches, check this shit out!!!" Then he zips down his fly and reaches into his pants like he's going to pull out his huge dong, but instead he pulls out... SWOOSH SWOOSH SWOOSH -- This video comes flying out atcha, like flipping and spinning... and then it plays through like whatcha already saw, except every and awhile, this guy doing a really bad impersonation of Andy Dick shows up in front of a blue screen, but this video is composited onto the blue screen, and this guy starts shouting shit like, "Muthafuckah can't fit the bat suit!" or "Why this muthafuckah look like he swimmin' in the bat suit!" or "That batsuit too big for this muthafuckah!" Then right at about 10 seconds before the end, it stops at you throw in a rickroll, or Rick Roll or "Put in a rick Astley video." if you aren't into the whole brevity thing. Cut back to the video. And then.... FIN 5/5... Best. Video. Ever. |